The Drama of An Office

I am going to invite you all to my world of dramatic office goings on, where my boss makes the receptionist cry. Apparently our receptionist has a "control problem" and is messing with me and Mary to control how we do our work. This all culminated with her lecturing me in front of everyone about how i need to work harder when i cover for her for lunch (which I think is nice of me considering how I don't like talking to people who call on the phone). I almost AK-47ed, but declined. So of course my amazing boss this morning talk to her, which ended with her crying and freaking out. I was like man, this place is worse than high school drama on the Disney Channel were friends change and make mistakes, because everyone is too sensitive and old to change here. My response to being lectured was to smoke (I know, you can all beat me up later) and then paint my toenails black because I am french and melancholic. That is why I am glad that the office life has not totally absorbed me, and if it ever does and I get all weird, like a Cathy comic, please end my suffering. ps, I can't post pictures, it just boops at me everytime I click the upload image, and it is making me very sad.