I agree with brunettes

I have been advocating the fabulousness of brunettes since the day of birth (when I was born with a lot of brunette hair, and yet somehow was born with stuck together toes, stupid fetal development). Anywhos, I am glad that all have embraced the brunette way, seeing as how it makes us all look sophisticated. And sophistication will one day lead to us all marrying rich men with sailboats. That's why i love being a brunette, it makes me feel secure in my future with my sailor man. I guess i should get back to work, except my medicine is kinda making me fuzzy and dizzy. Thus the crazy post.